UHFC Club Stats
Club Founder: Sir Michael Day
Player/Manager: Neil Medler
Formed: November 2004 (after a turbulent previous year when Kwesi ate the registration documents)
Nickname: The Hurricanes
Matchday: Tuesdays/Fridays, 12-2pm
Home Ground: Brunel Sports Centre, Uxbridge
Record Attendance: 4
Average Attendance: 2 (2004/05)
Record Gate receipts: Once a player was bought a sausage roll by a loved one
Record Victory: 9-0 (v Finance)
Record Defeat: 8-0 (v OC)
Most Goals in a Game: James Fox, 6 (v Shaftesbury)
Most Outrageous Transfer Attempt: We did try to sign Tony Adams. Yes, THE Tony Adams...................He
didn't reply.
